Man, I hate that dress! That turtle neck makes me feel strangled. I did not expect that when I bought it at a very favourable reduced price!

And then my hair…This is how it looks when I don’t have the willpower in me to wash it for days.
Let’s talk about the crime scene a bit, shall we? Nice room, hah? Too bad it’s not mine. The photo was taken in a friend’s house where I get to stay in order to not be a homeless person. It’s her bed. (Hi, Judy! Sorry, this is how I spent my time while You were away at work.) My bed is actually a sofa. Still okay to sleep in, don’t get me wrong.
So I took a couple of pictures and then chose the one above because on that You are unable to see how thick my arm is. Next step was a bit of retouch because no one is interested in the power sockets and the door. A bit of brightness/contrast modification and there we have a magical picture which wouldn’t make You think that I covered myself with half of my dinner while adjusting it.
They call it ‘creating a profile’ for a reason. It’s not about showing who You are but setting up a picture that You want the others identify You with.
Who I am then?
I hope, I am the light that keeps the dark outside.
Photo: November,2015
